(Source: lifeofmarilynmonroe)
Someone put this up in my school. To whoever did it, you are awesome.
Nineteen months of pregnancy and all she has to show for it is a nine-pound, thirteen-ounce baby girl with the name of a middle-aged man.
Congratulations, Maxwell Drew Johnson, and good luck with the rest. At least you aren’t inside Jessica Simpson anymore.
(Source: cute-but-devilish-inside, via forever-fashionista)
(via: fashionsociety)
preach, sister.
(Source: hayleybrown2, via voguelovesme)
El misunderstood shark.
If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. I remember everyone who leaves.
– Lilo.
